But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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