Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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