dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Randomize
