I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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