YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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