her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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