I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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