I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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