just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
