I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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