Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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