is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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