Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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