I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
are you so shy because you have an std?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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