That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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