Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You were trust falling into bushes
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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