how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have feelings that need drinking.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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