is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize