Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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