hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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