I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
