Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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