she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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