I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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