I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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