im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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