I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
North Korea, Best Korea!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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