It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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