I'm drive I can fine osifer
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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