he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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