They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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