One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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