i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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