FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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