So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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