I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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