I hate your face
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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