I wish I could teleport
I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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