But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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