Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Operation Purity has been aborted
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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