in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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