I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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