I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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