Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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