do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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