Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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