Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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