I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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