I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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