Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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