is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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