By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i out mim tonsoeep
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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