You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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